SlimeyJade

It's me, your favorite slimecat!

Slimey catgirl VTuber!


Some random yakuza guy: I can't believe it. You're Kiryu...

Kiryu, I mean Joryu, looking incredibly surprised, and also looking exactly like Kiryu but wearing sunglasses: What? That is not my name, and I have never heard of a Kiryu. Also, Kiryu, whoever that is, is dead. I'm Joryu... Jizuma... Not Kiryu though, who is definitely dead and also someone I've never heard of.

The random yakuza guy, angrier now: Ehhhh? You're absolutely Kiryu! And also you are clearly some kind of secret agent!

Kiryu, that is to say Joryu, in the sunglasses and a suit that just screams "I am a Man in Black": I do not know what you mean? Not only am I not this mysterious dead Kiryu--reminder I am Joryu--but also I am just a normal guy. They call me Normal Joryu due to how normal and how Joryu I am. Please step aside, I am on my way to do slot car races for the next three hours.

The random yakuza man, absolutely furious, suddenly flanked by seven more random yakuza guys carrying knives and metal pipes: RRRRRAH! That's it, Kiryu! Come on, guys, let's kill the legendary Dragon of Dojima!

Completely normal man, Joryu Erasedname: Kiryu shoots forward on rocket shoes, plowing over five guys, turns around and shoots several glowing blue strands out, tying up one guy and grabbing a pipe from another. A swarm of a dozen drones fly around knocking into the men as they stand up. Kiryu charges up a punch that knocks the original man back 20 feet, ragdolling against a nearby takoyaki stand.



like, this isn't a bit, this is serious... my days are consumed by thinking about how badly i want to buy like a dragon: infinite wealth but knowing i shouldn't but also really really wanting to. it is torturous, and i'm fucking ridiculous for that...



LemmaEOF
@LemmaEOF

PLEASE look at this, this is genuinely the most fascinating and creative use of the internet as a medium I've seen since fucking Homestuck

btw this is by @rebane2001!!! Go follow them it's so cool



jkap
@jkap

now that i've actually experienced this on a computer, yeah this is unbelievably sick. going above and beyond in literally everything, an incredible flex of creativity and technical prowess that leaves me awed and jealous as a web dev. this is demoscene to me.


kaara
@kaara

how dare you make me write a line of js


irisjaycomics
@irisjaycomics

as someone who grew up in the 2000s, i am turning into a withered skeletal husk. as someone who appreciates some wild-ass website crimes, i give this a rictus grin and two bony mummy fingers unironically up


SlimeyJade
@SlimeyJade

oh my god my poor laptop could not handle this, so i watched the video version and it is wild what people do on the computer... i love this with my whole heart